 Bert
Bert is
Executive Captain of the fleet. He spends most of his free time in an
ascot and smoking bubble pipes. He is the one that gets in trouble when
there are complaints.
Luckily there are very few of those!
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Big Wave Dave Capt Dave is always in search of that big tasty
wave. He sometimes falls off of the boat so I have no idea how he
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Alex Alex is a the typical
class clown. Really he is, he graduated from clown college and has
the credentials to back it up! He has never had a serious thought and the
only reason we hired him is because he is eye candy. Please have you
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Kate
Kate is the newest Island hottie. She is also great crew and a real
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Martyn
Martyn is the owner of the Doubloon. He is also in charge of meeting
the guests at the cruise ships and signing our paychecks!!!
Go Martyn... Go Martyn... Go
Martyn |
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Billy Billy is our first mate and
came to us straight from the airfields of South Florida. He was a
certified aircraft technician.
Now I understand why skydiving is such a big
sport there.
You gotta get back down one way or another.
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 Robert
Robert
is definitely one of those people that once you meet him you will never forget
him.
He is a master in the ancient art of feng shui and he plans to spend
his retirement years working at Wal-Mart.
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